Careful, her new man might just return her back to you!
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So true and not just of kids.
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:-) :-)
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Looks like a jug of urine.
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If it's not, it soon will be minus what sweats out between all those rolls.
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Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! My eyes! My eyes! Where's my girlfriend?
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I can seem to find a smiley that is shoving a pencil in each eye.....
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That pic is just wrong, think my dinner might come back up...
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why in the hell did i just go to this thread...
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I'm sending a box of Swisher Pina Colada cigars to the next person who quotes that belly pic.. Quote these instead.


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:-) :-)
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I have never ever (luckily I'm guessing) had the need, urge or obligation to smoke a flavoured cigar. But I don't see how your 'threat' could make a point.

Anyone tasteless enough to quote that belly pic, probably is also tasteless enough to like (or even love) a Swisher Pina Colada :-)
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:-):-)

On a side note, I have been known to carry one of my calls into the grocery store, wait until someone reaches for a turkey, and then let out a gobble. The look on their face can be priceless!

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:-) :-)
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:-):-):-)
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One can only imagine!!!!!
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