A Christmas Carol

"They ought to leave it standing, as a shrine to all the bulls**t in the world."

The Towering Inferno

" If you TOUCH ME AGAlN, I'll rip your godd***ed wings off! Okay?"

Scrooged




"I've been dead once already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as, uh... therapy. "

Batman

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

Usual suspects?
if I am right:
Hold on to your butts.

Jurassic Park

"After all, tomorrow is another day"

Gone with the Wind


"I don't get it. Out of all the guys around here that classy dish has to pick out a guy like you."

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.

"You talking to me?"

Robert Deniro (Travis Bickle) "Taxi Driver"

"I know Kung Fu"

The Matrix

"Nobody lends money to a man with a sense of humor."

Head


"Oh piss on your red hat!"

A League of Their Own


" I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it."

Ferris Beuller's Day Off

I came here to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum ... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Dammit, I messed it up:

Here's the correct quote:

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso
They Live





"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

Clark W. Griswald - National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

"Oh no, it looks good....but....well....its smiling at us."

"a Christmas Stroy" Fah Ra Ra Ra Rah!

"Tell Me something I Didn't Know"

"I once open mouth kissed a Horse"

???

"Something you didn't know, Baby!!"

Goldmember

"You're a 39 year old virgin, girls don't exactly find that attractive"

"THe 40 year old Virgin"

In Honor of Chippewastud79

"Lots of people go to college for ten years, Richard"

"Yeah, They are called Doctors"

Congrats buddy! It is and awesome achievement!! My wife is only once class away from getting her degree 11 yrs! It

Although you were wrong on your guess.

Tommy Boy :-)