With my Nub I found some relief. :-)
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New one:

There once was a terrible golfer...
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Who couldn't think of a rhyme for the word "golfer",
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His partner told him one day...
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as a round they did play...
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For his clubs - he should accept any offer! :-)
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New one:

Bobby started his day all smiles...
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golfer-offer? fail. :-)
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Going through his large Gurkha files,
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:-) Beats rhyming "golfer"... with... "golfer." :-)
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But when he lit one to smoke...
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I didn't, Joe....I rhymed golfer with "golfer". :-) :-)
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He started to choke,
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And Tom's hacking could be heard for miles :-)
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Another day, another dollar...
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Arriving home, heard my wife holler
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Where the hell have you been
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Then I saw the rolling pin,
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She found panties in my car.
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You're supposed to start a new one right away too....I will crank one up if I don't see you hit it up. :-)
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