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icehog3 01:38 PM 08-02-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,
I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,
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Doctorossi 01:46 PM 08-02-2011
I can't fish in a golf cart,
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icehog3 04:40 PM 08-02-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
I can't fish in a golf cart,
Or putt with a fish part,
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VTDragon 12:57 PM 08-15-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
I can't fish in a golf cart,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Or putt with a fish part,
I wonder which would be chosen by Captain Kirk?
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VTDragon 12:58 PM 08-15-2011
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Back from vacation, I had a good time,
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irratebass 01:02 PM 08-15-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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Back from vacation, I had a good time,
Had the Tequila, had the lime
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Doctorossi 01:07 PM 08-15-2011
But I'm working this morning,
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icehog3 02:04 PM 08-15-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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Back from vacation, I had a good time,
Originally Posted by irratebass:
Had the Tequila, had the lime
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
But I'm working this morning,
And my desk, I'm adorning,
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TheTraveler 08:08 PM 08-15-2011
While dreaming of smoking a Sublime.
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TheTraveler 08:08 PM 08-15-2011
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I saw a man sit on a stump
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icehog3 08:12 PM 08-15-2011
Originally Posted by TheTraveler:
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I saw a man sit on a stump
This fella seemed quite the chump,
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TheTraveler 08:22 PM 08-15-2011
His eyebrows were missing
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icehog3 08:24 PM 08-15-2011
Originally Posted by TheTraveler:
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I saw a man sit on a stump
Originally Posted by icehog3:
This fella seemed quite the chump,
Originally Posted by TheTraveler:
His eyebrows were missing
Most likely from pissing,
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Doctorossi 09:27 PM 08-15-2011
on the fire that was toasting his rump!
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Doctorossi 09:28 PM 08-15-2011
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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...
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icehog3 11:03 PM 08-15-2011
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,
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VTDragon 08:25 AM 08-16-2011
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...
Originally Posted by icehog3:
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,
Revenge from an old client perhaps?
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icehog3 08:54 AM 08-16-2011
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...
Originally Posted by icehog3:
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
Revenge from an old client perhaps?
Taking a bit too much off too many chaps,
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TheTraveler 05:21 PM 08-16-2011
Then seen with their wives all a'kissing.
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TheTraveler 05:22 PM 08-16-2011
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There once was a man who smoked Nubs
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