Our ancestors fought for the American Way,
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They crafted Freedom's docs in smoke filled rooms,
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Then sent countless Red Coats to their tombs,
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Thank you for the freedoms is what we should say.
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It's beautiful out and my boss is gone,
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I'll smoke a cigar to honor Vince Vaughn,
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Then crash some weddings
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With Otis Redding,
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And the party will go on till dawn.
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A long weekend is about to begin,
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Think I will slip some dame a Mickey Finn,
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Fireworks are what I want to see,
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Or Major Captain Silly's sklee,
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But a drink and a smoke are enough to make me grin.
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The Major League All Star beak is upon us,
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C.C. Sabathia should be there, to be honest,
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Seems lots of Stars have called in sick,
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Aramis Ramirez said "**** this chit",
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Some peoples egos are humongous!
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New:
Cano's winning pitcher was his dad,
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