I am coming down with a spring cold,
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Or maybe an alergy from too much cigar mold
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First I sneeze, then I cough,
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the ash from my 'gar falls right off,
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My nose is raw, this is getting old.
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NEW:

The NFL Draft begins tonight,
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Mel Kiper's hair is dy-no-mite!
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Pundits will declare who won and who lost,
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Deals will be made, but at what cost,
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You can count on the Vikings to screw it up right!
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NEW:

Next Sunday is Mother's Day,
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I'd hug my Mom if there was a way,
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Be sure to thank those bringers of life,
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Your mother, your sister, your wife,
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Mom, I love you is what I'll say
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New:

Osama Bin Laden is finally dead,
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A single tear, I wll not shed,
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I hope Osama rots in hell,
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With nary a virgin in his cell,
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And only bacon shall he be fed.
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