what's the WORST cigar you've smoked? - Page 10

Originally Posted by TheDudeAbides:
The best way i can describe the flavor would be to have ya'll imagine licking the arse of one of those famous racing toads Mark Twain wrote about, just after it had finished a race across a pig pen, rendering plant, hospital waste dump, and an open sewer outside an Indian food restaurant.

:-) :-) :-)

Now THAT'S descriptive!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Ferrari5180:
I would have to say Rocky Patel's Cameroon Especial. These things just were not in my alley. Anyhow, if you want to have a goo laugh, check this video out. I saw it the other day and I could not stop laughing.

http://www.stogiereview.com/2007/03/...imited-ligero/

Poor Jerry!:-) Love His Reviews!:-)
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Perdomo anything, I just can't get into any cigar in this line.:-)
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not my picture, but the worst I've had was a Taboo Twist
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Also up there was a 5 Vegas Cask Strength. That one was my fault though as we were at a party and the cigar was sitting outside in WAY too much humidity. It was wet when I tried to smoke it...
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I really didnt like the AB family blend, 90+ rating my ass. Gave it two tries too, just so I could be fair
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Originally Posted by Evonnida:
not my picture, but the worst I've had was a Taboo Twist
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Also up there was a 5 Vegas Cask Strength. That one was my fault though as we were at a party and the cigar was sitting outside in WAY too much humidity. It was wet when I tried to smoke it...

all i can say is is wow on the taboo twist. i have thoroughly enjoyed each one i have lit up.
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Originally Posted by hscmit:
I really didnt like the AB family blend, 90+ rating my ass. Gave it two tries too, just so I could be fair

+1...got an AB sampler that just didn't do it for me...plus two of them were plugged...kind've sucked!

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Originally Posted by Ewingrules:
Perdomo anything, I just can't get into any cigar in this line.:-)

Yeah none of them are GOOD, they are mediocre at best. I'm trying the champagne one next it's a $7 stick if it doesn't do it for me, nothing perdomo will.
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Originally Posted by hscmit:
I really didnt like the AB family blend, 90+ rating my ass. Gave it two tries too, just so I could be fair

it's not the worst i have smoke, but it didn't smack me in the face with the "got to have this in my rotation"
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lately a nine robusto started good but sucked big time half way
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^

It wasnt the worst cigar I have ever smoked, I think I had some reasonable expectations of being able to enjoy it, the overwhelming dry cedar taste just was very unpleasent
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The strangest thing happened the other day, the worst cigar I've had changed from the CAO America to an Oliva Serie V belicoso o_o it was so bad, i couldn't finish it, and the flavors were indescribably bad, but i have had the robustos frequently in the past and loved them, i wonder if it was the way it was stored in the b&m's humidor, but i was sick after 3" of that cigar
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An Acid Blondie hands down!!!
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This one here was pretty bad:

Originally Posted by DBall:
Cigar #3

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This cigar is a f***ing beast. 52 RG, over 6” long. The people I meet with weekly would get a huge kick out of me smoking something so uncharacteristically large…

1st/3rd:

Pre light draw is pretty much too easy… this thing is like a straw. A really, really fat straw. Lighting it and starting out, I’m really not getting anything from this flavor-wise at the very beginning. Just smoke. Blech… at this point I wonder if I’ll even be able to finish this thing. It’s the flavor of burning leaves being sucked through a big, fat straw.

Oh god… this is bad. I swear I just got chlorine, like I accidently got water in my mouth at a YMCA pool.

If it weren’t for the awful flavors that occasionally appear, there would be none.

2nd/3rd:

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I figure this can’t get much worse, so I decided to pair it with a nice tall cup of bleach. The burning in my gullet and the feeling of corroding esophageal lining and stomach tissue offsets the pungent, acrid smoke this atrocity spews forth.

I am wondering if the Mr. Yuk sticker is on the box this came from. Smoking this makes me feel like Kermit in the “Sad Kermit – Hurt” video (look that up on youtube at your own risk… if you have a truly demented sense of humor, you may laugh quite a bit. I’d almost call it NSFW, but it is a muppet, after all…).

My throat feels like I swallowed a pitchfork. I don’t hate myself enough to finish this.

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Score: -5,452,805,013 out of 10. This should be used as a method of torture… it tastes like unbridled sorrow.

Turned out to be an Illusione Epernay. :-)
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Originally Posted by Jbailey:
El Baton.

I felt like I went to a garbage dump and sucked on the incinerator chimney.

I found those to not be worth the money tbh. They are not awful, but I would not buy them again. As for Gurkha's, I have only tried the Assassins and I like them quite a bit. Now back on topic, the worst cigar I have ever smoked had to be a Rocky Patel - Cameroon Legend Toro. Shame on Rocky

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Like my profile says. I hate 'em! Damn them to cigar hell. Traumatizing. Tasted like an old woman's perfume smells.
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La Vieja Habana Maduro. Literally tasted like a dog turd...wrapped in maduro.
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Various Guantanemera sticks. Ew.
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I'd like to get this out there again, just to save you guys the pain...
Padilla Miami original blend.
Padilla Achilles could be a close runner up, but although it made me gag, it was technically really well done. If you dig fresh green paint, you'd love it. :-)
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Puros Indios green label. Not even sure what its called, but it was absolutely awful :-)
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