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Mugen910 07:23 AM 10-01-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
I was winning a race at Le Mans,
being chased by a dog named Hanz....
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GolfNut 08:57 AM 10-01-2010
so I put it on cruise
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icehog3 10:16 AM 10-01-2010
Started hitting the booze,
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rizzle 01:10 PM 10-01-2010
And my car ended up in the ponds.
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rizzle 01:12 PM 10-01-2010
Next...

There are times I don't know chit
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Wolfgang 01:25 PM 10-01-2010
but I just don't know when to quit,
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GolfNut 02:02 PM 10-01-2010
though I think I may be
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14holestogie 02:56 PM 10-01-2010
I'm not what you can see
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Mr B 03:31 PM 10-01-2010
I am really just a twit
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Mr B 03:32 PM 10-01-2010
New:

The years just keep getting shorter
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icehog3 04:15 PM 10-01-2010
So I think I will run for the border,
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Emjaysmash 04:50 PM 10-01-2010
with my humidor in tow,
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icehog3 04:53 PM 10-01-2010
My anticipation did grow,
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14holestogie 05:40 PM 10-01-2010
Lit one up, but the smoke nazis made me abort her
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14holestogie 05:40 PM 10-01-2010
If I were you, I'd like to try...
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GolfNut 06:26 PM 10-01-2010
a Cuban stogie before I die
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SmokeyJoe 09:13 PM 10-01-2010
They say you can tell by the distinctive "twang"...
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icehog3 12:16 AM 10-02-2010
And all those flavors that Cubans brang,

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brang
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14holestogie 07:19 AM 10-02-2010
But a Cohibo will make you cry
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14holestogie 07:20 AM 10-02-2010
My lighter's dry, my cutter's broken...
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