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icehog3 10:53 AM 05-12-2014
Originally Posted by Porch Dweller:
We've got a random red couch!
Kill me now. :-)
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tsolomon 10:54 AM 05-12-2014
Sittin' in the morning sun
I'll be sittin' when the evening comes
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kugie 04:40 AM 05-13-2014
She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
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Porch Dweller 07:07 AM 05-13-2014
I'm alllllright!
Don't nobody worry 'bout me.
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tsolomon 07:21 AM 05-13-2014
Two for Tuesday.

Yeah, keep your eyes on the road your hands upon the wheel


I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head, that drives my heel
It's my baby callin', says, "I need you here"
Ans it's half past four, and I'm shifting gear
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Porch Dweller 08:25 AM 05-13-2014
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more.
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markem 08:55 AM 05-13-2014
yes, I woke up with this one...

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs
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dave 10:16 AM 05-13-2014
Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
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icehog3 10:59 AM 05-13-2014
It ain't easy, livin' free, season ticket on a one-way ride...
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Porch Dweller 03:54 PM 05-13-2014
I want to fly like an eagle...
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tsolomon 04:27 PM 05-13-2014
Pack my bags
Don't be too slow
I should have quit you baby
A long time ago
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Blueface 04:36 PM 05-13-2014
I swore I would love you to the end of time.........

And now I am praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive, cause if I have to spend another minute with you I don't think I can barely survive.
I never broke my promise or forget my vow, but God only knows what I can do right now
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icehog3 05:00 PM 05-13-2014
Substitution mass confusion
Clouds inside your head
Involving all my energies
Until you visited
With your eyes of porcelain and of blue
They shock me into sense
You think you're so illustrious
You call yourself intense
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Porch Dweller 02:53 PM 05-14-2014
I can see clearly now the rain is gone
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bonjing 02:57 PM 05-14-2014
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
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Porch Dweller 03:03 PM 05-14-2014
Originally Posted by bonjing:
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
Hey, this is supposed to be a fun thread, no need for vicious cruelty!!!

:-)
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icehog3 04:50 PM 05-14-2014
On a long and lonesome highway, East of Omaha....
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markem 06:06 PM 05-14-2014
Don't go changing, to try and please me
You never let me down before
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shark 06:30 PM 05-14-2014
Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin’ that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone’s tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D.A.
Look out kid
Don’t matter what you did
Walk on your tiptoes
Don’t try “No-Doz”
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don’t need a weatherman
To know which way the wind blows







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icehog3 12:38 AM 05-15-2014
I don't wanna make excuses, I don't wanna lie
I just wanna get loose, with you tonight
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