A tow-truck driver in Death Valley sees something on the side of the road. He pulls over and finds a man hog-tied with tape on his mouth. When the driver rips off the tape, the man sputters, "I picked up a hitchhiker, and he beat me up, stole my Porsche, and kidnapped my wife!" The truck driver calmly starts to unbuckle his belt and whispers, "Well, buddy, I guess this just ain't your lucky day.":-) [Reply]
