A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
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:-)
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:-) :-) :-) :-)
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you can use 5 :-)
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:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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Another "short" joke:

Our security desk got a frantic phone call the other day. It seems a dwarf was pickpocketed. I don't get this crazy world. How could someone stoop so low?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQZi7...eature=related
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