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MedicCook 11:42 PM 01-20-2009
The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican

The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the 7 Dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack.

Grumpy, my son, says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns
in Rome .

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with
an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says,
I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap , rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they
begin chanting......

Grumpy screwed a penguin!
Grumpy screwed a penguin!
Grumpy screwed a penguin!

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dunng 06:14 AM 01-21-2009
:-) :-) :-) Classic! :-) :-)
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G G 03:51 PM 01-21-2009
That's funny.
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CBI_2 07:48 PM 01-21-2009
:-):-):-)
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md4958 07:50 PM 01-21-2009
:-):-):-):-)
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Footbag 06:33 PM 01-27-2009
Great joke!
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Ace$nyper 06:37 PM 01-27-2009
hahahh gross
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jamesb3 11:40 PM 01-27-2009
A classic plain and simple!:-)
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groogs 04:49 PM 01-28-2009
That's a good one:-):-):-)
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karmaz00 04:50 PM 01-28-2009
lol good one
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RJK18 04:53 PM 01-28-2009
Niiiice:-)
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