This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why
you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong
-- and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who
insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old
guy handled it:

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk.

The receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the
doctor for today?"

He replied, "There's something wrong with my
dick."

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You
shouldn't
come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you."

The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there
is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem
further with the doctor in private."

"You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
strangers if the an swer could embarrass anyone," the man said. Then
he walked out and waited several minutes before re-entering.

The receptionist smiled smugly and said, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear."

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had

taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it."

The waiting room erupted in laughter.


The lesson: Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose!
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