A man was deathly ill and in bed. Dr. called.
“We have your test results back. You have AIDS, the clap, and COVID19 all at once.”
“Geez!,” exclaimed the man. “What are you going to do for me?”
The doc said,”We’re gonna put you on a pizza and cookie diet.”
“Is that all?”
“Well, that’s all we can slip under the door!”
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