This reminded me of my dad...brought a smile to my heart


Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
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:-) :-)
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Worst thing about being retired?

We don't get paid holidays off anymore. :-)
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Yeah, but I don't have to worry about getting fired. :-)
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No more sexual harassment complaints! :-)

Ok, ok....not from coworkers. :-)
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