For the first time in many years, a friend of ours traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.
After buying his ticket he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $11.50, my friend couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movie, popcorn was only 15 cents."
"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."
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Nice! I am so telling this to my sister who resembles the friend.
I really like this one as well:
A smart ash is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.
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:-) 
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