An elderly man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art...it's perfect."

"Really?" answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Well, I'll tell you. It's two thirty-three."
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Sounds like my father-in-law’s hearing aid :-)
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That's a good one right there. LOL
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Ridiculous!
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