One day while driving through a neighborhood near his church, Pastor John saw a little boy on a front porch, struggling trying to reach the doorbell.

Feeling like he needed to help the young fellow, he stopped his car and got out to help. He pressed the doorbell for him and said, in a teaching way, "Now what do we do?"
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The little boy said "Hold this bag of dog dookie while I light it on fire.". The pastor said...
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.....that prank works better with your own dookie.....
The little boy said.....
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Dookie!:-):-):-):-) Well done guys.:-)
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A pastor would say. "we say thank you".

If it was a priest, this thing can take a whole nother direction. :-)
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