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The Poet 05:57 PM 01-31-2019
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver , and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.


The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of
their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to
Billings , Montana ."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."
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Tio Gato 06:04 PM 01-31-2019
:-)
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CigarNut 06:33 PM 01-31-2019
:-) :-)
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Weelok 06:53 PM 01-31-2019
Sounds like a tough job actually.
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markem 07:02 PM 01-31-2019
And your first patient is your daughter
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icehog3 11:44 PM 01-31-2019
Originally Posted by markem:
And your first patient is your daughter
There was no need to take it there, Mr. Mark. I was gently chuckling, then suddenly shuddering. :-)
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The Poet 02:53 AM 02-01-2019
Incest is relative.
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shilala 03:49 AM 02-01-2019
:-) :-)
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cmitch 11:12 PM 02-11-2019
Originally Posted by The Poet:
Incest is relative.
And relative humidity is sweating while having sex with your sister.:-)
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Tio Gato 05:00 AM 02-12-2019
Great responses!:-):-)
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dijit 01:15 PM 02-12-2019
Lol
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