A friend of mine was suffering, and I mean SUFFERING from red lobster syndrome after a week at the beach. Blistered from head to toe.
I told him, "You know, I have a treatment for that sunburn."
Tommy: Really? What is it?
Me: Viagra
Tommy: What's that going to do for me?
Me: It does nothing for the pain but it sure as hell keeps the sheets off your legs!
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