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md4958 08:06 AM 12-31-2008
Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY :
Women are clever, evil b!tches.
Don't mess with them.
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RottenZombie 09:16 AM 01-02-2009
:-):-):-):-):-)
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Starscream 10:26 AM 01-02-2009
Evil woman.:-)
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mrreindeer 10:37 AM 01-02-2009
So, Moe, how was the wine? :-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

I hope that everything with the Insurance Co. goes smoothly and swiftly!
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GKitty 11:05 AM 01-02-2009
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Women are evil... and we're good at it. :-)
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G G 07:59 PM 01-05-2009
Originally Posted by GKitty:
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Women are evil... and we're good at it. :-)
The woman speaks the truth.
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Mugen910 08:39 PM 01-05-2009
Originally Posted by gkitty:
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

women are evil... And we're good at it. :d
Originally Posted by ggainey:
the woman speaks the truth.
hahaha
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mikeandshellie2 03:08 AM 01-10-2009
lol
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Metalnoise777 03:15 AM 01-10-2009
funny!
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dunng 09:06 AM 01-10-2009
:-) :-) :-) :-)
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