AdamJoshua 12:33 PM 03-09-2016
I seriously thought this was something from the Onion at first… no such luck. Thank God I don't eat nuggets or other processed chicken or drug dealers for that matter. Does this mean people are white meat or dark meat.. save the racist comments.
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FOX – A cease-and-desist letter has been issued to the corporate office of popular fast food chain’s chicken nugget’s supplier after an investigation led to recovering the remains of 6 people involved in a large drug smuggling operation. Mills Poultry distribution center in Iowa city, Iowa was issued a search warrant after authorities received tips that the manager of the farm had covered up several murders he had committed over the last six months at the facility.
The search, which was conducted over the weekend, revealed the remains of several human bones hidden underneath the tile flooring in the corporate offices. According to employees, their offices had just been remodeled in January. Further investigations, revealed on Monday, confirm the remains match those of 6 individuals whom the FBI had been searching for related to border drug smuggling.
However, what was worse than that, is that the chicken which was ground for nuggets served at several popular fast food chain restaurants, also tested positive for 5 out of the 6 victim’s DNA. They also found human hair and skin sample remains in the meat grinders used to produce the chicken nuggets. The manager of Mills Poultry, Randy Houston, 58, has been taken into custody and is currently being question for the murders. The police will not release any other details except that Houston is a “key suspect” in the disappearance and murders of the 6 victims. Their identities are being withheld until family is notified.
The popular fast food restaurant chains who have used Mills Poultry in the past/present have included McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s. A recall has been issued.
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Porch Dweller 12:39 PM 03-09-2016
Sweet and sour. Definitely.
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nutcracker 12:45 PM 03-09-2016
Nando's Peri-Peri - extra hot.
Lots of beer.
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tsolomon 01:10 PM 03-09-2016
AdamJoshua 01:20 PM 03-09-2016
God damn it! Again what you get for looking at anything "fox" related lol
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AdamJoshua 01:24 PM 03-09-2016
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
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Porch Dweller 02:17 PM 03-09-2016
Originally Posted by nutcracker:
Nando's Peri-Peri - extra hot.
Lots of beer.
Good call! I loves me some Nando's.
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nutcracker 02:45 PM 03-09-2016
Originally Posted by AdamJoshua:
..... Does this mean people are white meat or dark meat.. ]
Apparently cannibals in the Pacific Islands referred to humans as "the long pig"
..... I guess we taste like pork.....
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The Poet 02:47 PM 03-09-2016
Originally Posted by AdamJoshua:
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
Who's news is more accurate, Fox or SNL?
:-)
I got yer long pork sausage, right here.
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Dave128 02:51 PM 03-09-2016
mahtofire14 04:15 PM 03-09-2016
That's why I always crave McNuggets.......
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icehog3 04:22 PM 03-09-2016
Al Gore is rolling over in his grave right now.
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Ashcan Bill 04:32 PM 03-09-2016
shilala 07:19 PM 03-09-2016
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Al Gore is rolling over in his grave right now.
He never imagined Snopes when he invented the intersne, I'm sure.
Snopes is the debbil.
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