"Do as I say not as I do."
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"Nothing is idiot proof. The more idiot proof you make something, the better the idiot come along"
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Don't go around popping other peoples bubbles. They may pop yours in turn.
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I've told my kids numerous times and will continue to - "It's none of your business what other think about you."

Live your live the way you see fit not seeking others approval. It's a big waste of time worrying about what others think. During your entire lifetime, you are the only one you'll have to live it with.
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Never take laxatives and sleeping pills together.
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I second that motion!!! never again...
:-)
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Best advice I ever got was on the night I told my father I was going to ask my wife to marry me. He Said, "Don't let the small stuff bother you, cause the big things will Kill you" and he was correct.
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I may not always be right..but I'm never wrong...
or
are you sure you're lying?
or
bullshit merchant!
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:-) :-) :-)
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