Been there...

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A man is recovering from surgery when the surgical nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.

"I'm okay but I didn't like the four-letter words the doctor used in surgery," he answered.

"What did he say??" asked the nurse.

"'Oops!'"
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:-) :-)
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Houston we have a problem.
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I hope it wasn't a vasectomy! :-)
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Or a circumcision !
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