You could always repaint it to make it more manly.


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I pity the fool that doesn't paint their ...wife's... minivan to look like that.
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True! We are planning to go paint and drink white zin .
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I am guessing here, either his account was hacked or his girl was sitting next to him and made him say it.:-)
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I also own a minivan, but my wife drives it. I drive the 4Runner.

Men who have a minivan in their driveway share these symptoms:

They have multiple kids.
They need cargo space and passenger space.
They need practical vehicles. Autos that are good for trips to the grocery store and the lumber yard.
They are over 30 years old.

Any grocery getter fits in the minivan man profile: station wagons, crossovers, Jeep Grand Cherokees and "trying to not be a minivan" two wheel drive SUVs.

You have my sympathy.
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I'm a knucklehead.

Congratulations on kiddo number two. :-)
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Or "car guys" aren't not what they were when we were in our teens and 20s.
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