Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: Ten little piggies, two calves, one ass, one beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish that no one can find.
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That one will win you some lady-friends, Ron. :-)
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:-)
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:-) :-)
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:-)
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:-):-):-):-)
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Wow now everyone at the office is staring at me wanting to know why coffee just came out my nose!
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Nowadays - not many hares! :-)
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