The County Highway Commissioner was driving to the hospital for treatment of his painful knee injury. He decided to take advantage of the hospital's valet parking. As he exited his car, a young man with the valet company, comes up and asks if this was a government vehicle.

"Yes," the Commissioner replied, surprised by the question. "In fact it's an unmarked police car."

"Wow!" the young man said, sliding behind the wheel. "This will be the first time I've been in the *front* seat."
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Knowing someone who owns a valet company this really is more true than not and also funny too.
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I've never been in the front seat.
I'd also like to comment that I appreciate how clean the windows are in the back.
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:-)
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:-) :-)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQGi...utu.be&t=1m12s

:-)
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See, I told you it's appreciated. :-)
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I've been in both. I prefer the front seat, unless there is a barely dressed female groupie in the back.
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You probably locked yourselves in, I'd imagine. :-)
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I was locked in, without question, Scott. :-)
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A friend will bail you out after an night in jail. A GOOD friend will be sitting beside you exclaiming "...damn that was fun!"
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