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Blueface 07:25 PM 11-18-2014
I was at Bass Pro Shops Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When The hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
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big_jaygee 07:27 PM 11-18-2014
:-) :-) :-)
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CigarNut 07:32 PM 11-18-2014
:-) :-)
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pnoon 07:42 PM 11-18-2014
Made me laugh.
Thanks. I needed that.
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G G 07:44 PM 11-18-2014
:-)
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kelmac07 09:12 AM 11-19-2014
:-) :-)
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