Shakespearean insults that can be used in every day life (perhaps)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/sh...ay-life#xpf5wi

Several are keepers.
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I pfart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.
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:-) Well played Monty P reference. Always a favorite!
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I actually had this one up in my office, had to take it down when we moved to the new tower (along with a lot of other items) when many of us were herded into cubes...

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