A father and his young son were riding in their truck together one day and the son asked the father, "Dad, how high can you count?"
The father replied, "Well, I don't know, son -- how high can you count?"
The son immediately replied, “One hundred thousand, five hundred, forty-two."
The father asked, "Why did you stop?"
The son shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, church was over."
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