A guy walks into a bar, approaches the barman, and asks, "Could I have a pint of Less, please?"
"I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"
"I've no idea," replies the guy. "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."
*groan*
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