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Jokes>The Lie Detecting Robot
RUNYYFan 02:02 PM 06-02-2014
A father buys a lie detecting robot. He decides to test it out one night at dinner. The father begins the test by asking his twelve year old son what he did during the afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. "Ow! Ok, ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movies were you watching?"

"Toy Story," replies the son. The robot slaps the son. "Damn! Ok, ok. We were watching ****."

The father says, "At your age?!? I didn't even know what **** was!" The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.


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Porch Dweller 02:31 PM 06-02-2014
:-)
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icehog3 02:36 PM 06-02-2014
:-) :-)
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yourchoice 02:43 PM 06-02-2014
:-) :-) :-)
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CigarNut 03:00 PM 06-02-2014
:-) :-)
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jhedrick83 03:14 PM 06-02-2014
That is awesome!
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kelmac07 07:19 PM 06-02-2014
:-) :-) :-)
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Dave128 11:05 AM 06-03-2014
:-)
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