A lady was walking past a pet store and a parrot in a cage outside the store was watching her approach. When she got closer, the parrot yelled, "Hey, Lady!" When she walked up to the bird, the parrot said, "You are one fat, ugly *****!" The woman was extremely upset and went into the store to complain. She told the store clerk, "You are NOT going to believe what your bird said to me! He called me a fat, ugly *****."
The store owner profusely apologized, went and got the bird, brought him back in, smacked him around a little and told the parrot to apologize. The parrot apologized and the lady left.
A week went by and the lady was passing by the store again and there was the parrot outside in the cage. The parrot yelled, "Hey, lady!" When she walked up to the cage, the parrot said, "You know, you know!"
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