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RUNYYFan 12:13 PM 05-06-2014
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says, "My name is Kermit Jagger. My Dad is Mick Jagger. This is okay; I know the bank manager."

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

:-)
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dave 12:19 PM 05-06-2014
I really hate that I chuckled at that.....clever, tho
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big_jaygee 12:45 PM 05-06-2014
Originally Posted by dave:
I really hate that I chuckled at that.....clever, tho
^This

:-) :-) :-)
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nutcracker 12:49 PM 05-06-2014
:-):-):-)
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CigarNut 01:28 PM 05-06-2014
:-) :-)
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STEVE S 01:51 PM 05-06-2014
:-):-):-)
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Dave128 02:01 PM 05-06-2014
:-)
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cmitch 02:27 PM 05-06-2014
You SUCK for making me laugh at such a stupid joke!:-)
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CigarBandits 02:40 PM 05-06-2014
haha - I admit - I laughed!
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G G 04:28 PM 05-06-2014
ha
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kelmac07 06:34 PM 05-06-2014
:-) :-)
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