A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants.

The bartender asks "Hey, doesn't that hurt?"

The pirate growls "Ayeeee, it's driving me nuts!"
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:-)
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Remember, if you drink rum at 9 in the morning, you're not a drunk, you're a pirate!!
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:-) :-) :-)
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Sounded like a Steve joke. :-)
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I love it. :-)
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