An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the  Church. Inside he finds a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
 
On one wall there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford  crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and  chocolates.
 
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies: "Get out of there! You're on my side."
		
		
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