Two Garbage Bags
> A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large
> plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once
> in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a
> policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out
> of your bag.'
> 'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady.
> 'I'd better go back, and see if I can find them.
> Thanks for telling me..'
> 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that
> money?' 'You didn't steal it, did you?'
> 'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right
> next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans
> come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand
> behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks
> his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.'
> 'Well, that seems only fair.' laughs the cop. OK?
> Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?'
> 'Well, you know', says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.'
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