Jokes>Achmed the Dead Terrorist
markem 12:15 PM 02-10-2014
JenksAnejo 12:17 PM 02-10-2014
CigarNut 12:20 PM 02-10-2014
I think that's called "Poetic Justice"
:-)
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bobarian 12:23 PM 02-10-2014
stearns 12:30 PM 02-10-2014
sigsauer 12:38 PM 02-10-2014
sigsauer 12:40 PM 02-10-2014
markem 12:40 PM 02-10-2014
Originally Posted by T.G:
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Be quiet!
I kill you!
oops, premature detonation...
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massphatness 12:42 PM 02-10-2014
Porch Dweller 12:47 PM 02-10-2014
xFreebirdx 01:00 PM 02-10-2014
Blueface 01:04 PM 02-10-2014
Woo Hoo, 72 virgins like this waiting for them.
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AdamJoshua 01:26 PM 02-10-2014
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Looks like he counted to four.
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Steve 01:26 PM 02-10-2014
markem 01:50 PM 02-10-2014
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
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RUNYYFan 05:13 PM 02-10-2014
Sheesh!
:-)
Another gem in the article: "In other violence in Iraq..."
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sigsauer 05:11 AM 02-11-2014
only good terrorist is a dead one...
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Dave128 02:23 PM 02-11-2014
God works in mysterious ways.
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