I checked into a hotel and said to the desk clerk "I hope that the x rated channel in my room is disabled."
She glared at me and said "No it's regular **** you sick bastage."
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:-) :-) :-) :-)
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hahahahahah!!
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:-):-):-)
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:-):-):-) That's frikin' funny.
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Nice.
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