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Jokes>Cigarettes vs. Tampons
md4958 09:14 AM 12-17-2008
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.





So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
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Mugen910 09:25 AM 12-17-2008
oh man...that's funny..
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GKitty 09:57 AM 12-17-2008
sooooooo not right and yet HILARIOUS!!!

:-) :-) :-) :-)
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Starscream 10:10 AM 12-17-2008
:-):-):-)
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ahc4353 10:32 AM 12-17-2008
I think this guy played it perfect! :-)
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Siebec 11:42 AM 12-17-2008
:-) Nice.
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elderboy02 11:46 AM 12-17-2008
:-) Good one!
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ucla695 02:43 PM 12-17-2008
Great one!! :-) :-) :-)
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MithShrike 03:23 PM 12-17-2008
Nice!
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Ace$nyper 03:27 PM 12-17-2008
LOL gross!!!
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Footbag 03:31 PM 12-17-2008
Very funny!
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CBI_2 05:57 PM 12-17-2008
:-):-):-):-):-) Dude my wife even laughed at that one. :-)
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Metalnoise777 02:17 PM 01-10-2009
Funny but thats just wrong
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G G 09:00 AM 01-11-2009
Good one Moe.
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