Two airheads go on a fishing vacation. They buy fancy equipment, rent a great cabin, bring enough food to feed a battalion, and start fishing. They fish all week. They catch exactly ONE fish. Depressed, they go home with their paltry catch.
Airhead one: "Do you realize this one lousy fish cost us 1500 dollars??"
Airhead two: "Wow. Good thing we didn't catch more."
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