I was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached them and said, hello ladies, are you three lassies from Scotland?
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales you bloody idiot, Wales!!!"
So I apologized and replied, I'm sorry, are you three whales from Scotland?
That's the last thing I remember.
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