Jimmy and Buford were playing golf and got to talking about tatoos. Jimmy told Buford, "I have a tatoo on my dick. It says Long Dong Silver!"
Buford says, "Really? That's a coincidence. I have a tatoo on my dick too. It says 'Shorty' ."
Jimmy asks, "Why would you name your dick 'Shorty?"
"You don't understand," says Buford. "When I get a hard on, it says Shorty's Bar and Grille, Chattanooga, Tennessee!"
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