Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum Mobile
Jokes>Bottle of Merlot
Blueface 06:03 AM 04-27-2013
Bottle of Merlot
A Man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there'..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'..

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:
'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.'
[Reply]
CigarNut 06:50 AM 04-27-2013
:-) :-)
[Reply]
markem 09:33 AM 04-27-2013
I remember when I wrote that note. Ah, the rashness of youth.
[Reply]
The Poet 11:10 AM 04-27-2013
"I will NOT f^c& for any stinkin' merlot!"



Isn't that how it goes?
[Reply]
pektel 12:27 PM 04-27-2013
If anyone orders merlot, I'm leaving. I'm NOT drinking any F*CKING MERLOT!
[Reply]
IronMann15 02:15 PM 04-27-2013
:-):-)
[Reply]
Ogre 06:14 PM 04-27-2013
:-):-):-)
[Reply]
cmitch 08:48 PM 04-28-2013
Just the appearance of Merlot the magician makes people disappear.
[Reply]
Up