Something triggered this Ron White joke in my brain today. I can see him doing the routine from several of his movies.

RON WHITE
I wasn't a bright child. I had a very weak vocabulary. In fact, if I'd known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", my friend Bobby Schneider would still be alive today.

He got bit by a copperhead, I'm reading him funny stories out of Reader's Digest.

His head's starting to swell, and I'm like "It ain't working." He goes "read faster!"
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BAH-ZINGHA!

He did a whole bit around Patrick Air Force base where I grew up, about buying mexico, fixing it up a little, then flipping it. :-)
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I love Ron white.
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"Tater Salad" calls it the way it is.
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Any man who tells a joke with Scotch and a cigar in is hand is alright in my book
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Plus he's a BOTL

by seconds Chris...by seconds... :P
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:-) :-)
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Which is why I like my signature.
VVV
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If you mean to say that he smokes cigars, yes he does.

Funny comic.
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Sh!t just got real.
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:-)
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