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Blueface 10:16 AM 03-26-2013
My neighbors, the two hot looking, young, lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex !

It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure that they misunderstood me, when I said:
"I wanna watch !"
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MurphysLaw 10:34 AM 03-26-2013
:-) :-) :-)
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AdamJoshua 10:35 AM 03-26-2013
:-) :-)

I would post that on my facebook but the 2 lesbians on there... well let's just say I wouldn't even want a rolex from them :-)
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CigarNut 10:51 AM 03-26-2013
:-) :-)
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big_jaygee 11:06 AM 03-26-2013
:-) :-) :-)
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kelmac07 04:51 PM 03-26-2013
:-) :-) :-)
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cmitch 05:03 PM 03-26-2013
They gave you a Timex to symbolize their relationship. It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
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Genetic Defect 05:12 PM 03-26-2013
:-) sounds like a legit Carlos story.
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