Sex with ghosts...
A professor at theUniversityofKentuckywas giving
a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How
many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
'Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you
who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.
'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands.
'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one
question further... Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says
'Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to
have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about
your experience.'
The big redneck student replied with a nod and
a grin, and began to make
his way up to the podium. When he reached the
front of the room, the
professor asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's
like to have sex with a ghost?'
Bubba replied, 'Shiiiit!! From way back there I
thought you said Goats.'
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