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Robulous78 06:37 PM 03-18-2013
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa,

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

"Wedding cake." :-)
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big_jaygee 06:40 PM 03-18-2013
:-) :-)
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CigarNut 10:38 PM 03-18-2013
:-) :-)
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Zane 10:48 PM 03-18-2013
:-):-)
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kelmac07 12:01 AM 03-19-2013
:-) :-) :-)
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Zeuceone 12:05 AM 03-19-2013
:-) :-) :-) :-)

havent had the pleasure, lol.
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Taki 06:42 AM 03-19-2013
:-) Nice one brother :-)
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maninblack 07:42 AM 03-19-2013
Amen to that!!
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Bondo 287 12:39 PM 03-19-2013
HaHaHaha

Some of us throw the cake away and years later go back and get another one lol
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