icehog3 02:23 PM 02-08-2013
She can smell it when you cuddle? Makes a hell of a case for not cuddling! Just get dressed and leave.
Maybe that's why I can't keep a girlfriend for more than a couple months.
:-)
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Subvet642 02:27 PM 02-08-2013
Originally Posted by icehog3:
She can smell it when you cuddle? Makes a hell of a case for not cuddling! Just get dressed and leave.
Maybe that's why I can't keep a girlfriend for more than a couple months.
:-)
Admiral, you're my hero!
:-)
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replicant_argent 03:32 PM 02-08-2013
Originally Posted by icehog3:
She can smell it when you cuddle? Makes a hell of a case for not cuddling! Just get dressed and leave after leaving the money on the dresser.
Fixed that for ya. Hugs and cuddly kisses, ADB.
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icehog3 03:37 PM 02-08-2013
Originally Posted by replicant_argent:
Fixed that for ya. Hugs and cuddly kisses, ADB.
I don't require them to leave money for me on the dresser, Pete, but it is appreciated and well deserved.
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Wharf Rat 03:54 PM 02-08-2013
The Poet 04:26 PM 02-08-2013
Originally Posted by Wharf Rat:
Because you're a man of great taste!
And here I thought we were smelling
Hot Tuna, not tasting it.
:-)
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AdamJoshua 05:16 PM 02-08-2013
Originally Posted by icehog3:
She can smell it when you cuddle? Makes a hell of a case for not cuddling! Just get dressed and leave.
Maybe that's why I can't keep a girlfriend for more than a couple months.
:-)
Woman in bed: "Glenn honey I have a question, what do you do for a living?"
Quagmire: "I've got a question for you, what are you still doing here."
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CoffeeWaterBeer 10:57 AM 02-12-2013
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I don't require them to leave money for me on the dresser, Pete, but it is appreciated and well deserved.
You owe me a new keyboard, mine seems to have coffee all over it now.
:-)
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Zipponubke 12:01 PM 02-12-2013
Orange juice works well on cigar breath. The acidity seems to do the trick when brushing 2-3 times won't. Given the lovely tast of orange juice after brushing, you might want to do it prior.
A deionizer works well on rooms and clothing. Years ago I had a job interview with a cigar manuf; I was given a cigar and smoked it during the interview. Then, had another non-cigar related the next day. I hung my suit up in front of a deionizer for a couple hours and it smelled like fresh rain.
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poker 01:34 PM 02-12-2013
Heres something to try:
Tell her you smoked a cigar one day (Only you really dont smoke a cigar, just tell her you did). Then the following day, ask her if she can still smell it. If she says she can, you know its in her head only because you told her you smoked the day before.
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gorob23 03:59 PM 02-12-2013
Originally Posted by icehog3:
She can smell it when you cuddle? Makes a hell of a case for not cuddling! Just get dressed and leave.
Maybe that's why I can't keep a girlfriend for more than a couple months.
:-)
No it's the company you keep
:-)
Rob
:-)
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icehog3 04:58 PM 02-12-2013
Originally Posted by gorob23:
No it's the company you keep :-)
Rob :-)
Quit ****ing around and go find me a MB cougar, Mister!
:-)
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big pete 12:30 PM 02-21-2013
+1 for Smart Mouth and a new gf
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cmitch 04:29 PM 02-21-2013
Eating almonds before brushing your teeth helps. Also, go to Bath and Body works and pick up some body wash for men. That helps.
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CoffeeWaterBeer 08:31 AM 02-22-2013
Almonds before brushing? Never heard that one before..
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