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cmitch 06:20 AM 01-09-2013
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that! I just ordered a glass, too."

"What a coincidence!" said the farmer. "This is a special day for me and I'm celebrating!"

"What a coincidence! I'm celebrating, too!, the lady piped in as they clinked glasses together.

"What are you celebrating?", asked the farmer.

"Well, my husband and I have been trying to have a child for years and now I'm pregnant!. And you?"

"What a coincidence! My hens have laid infertile eggs for years and now, every egg they lay is fertile!"

"Wow! That's great!" , said the lady. "What did you do?"

The farmer replied, "I used another c0ck."

The Woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
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Brlesq 06:21 AM 01-09-2013
:-) :-)
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kelmac07 06:43 AM 01-09-2013
:-) :-) :-)
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CigarNut 07:26 AM 01-09-2013
:-) :-)
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kickerb 07:27 AM 01-09-2013
:-):-)
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Ogre 04:36 PM 01-09-2013
:-):-):-):-)
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big_jaygee 04:38 PM 01-09-2013
:-) :-) now that aint right! lmao :-) :-)
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Bondo 287 05:43 PM 01-09-2013
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